10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland by ArtistChii, literature
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10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland
10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland
10. Speak in a very phony british accent when around him.
9. Everytime he speaks to you, reply with "Jolly good, govena!!"
8. Call him a "nit."
7. Tell him that most of his kings were either French or Viking and that there is no true Anglo Saxon.
6. Claim to have made some "fish and chips" and tell him he can't have any.
5. Remind him constantly how Francis is a better cook than him.
4. When he says something surprising, reply with "Blimey!"
3. Use the term "bloody hell" around him.
2. Invite him to a tea party. When he asks where it is, say Narnia.
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