10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland10. Speak in a very phony british accent when around him.9. Everytime he speaks to you, reply with "Jolly good, govena!!"8. Call him a "nit."7. Tell him that most of his kings were either French or Viking and that there is no true Anglo Saxon.6. Claim to have made some "fish and chips" and tell him he can't have any.5. Remind him constantly how Francis is a better cook than him.4. When he says something surprising, reply with "Blimey!"3. Use the term "bloody hell" around him.2. Invite him to a tea party. When he asks where it is, say Narnia.And the number one way to annoy Arthur Kirkland?1. Run down the highway by his house, late at night, screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"
AmericaxReader - Say it"No.""Come on. Say it.""I said no.""Pleeeeeeease, _____." He begged."Okay." You gave a little shrug."Really?!" His face brightened up with hope."No."Alfred dropped his shoulders and made some sort of whale noise to express his frustration with you. He had been following you around more recently and more persistently and it was starting to annoy you. It's not that you didn't want to say it. You really did. It's just that... you hated the feeling in admitting it. Saying those words made you want to run as far as your legs could carry you. Saying those words made your stomach twist in strange ways. Saying those word would mean giving yourself up to the wind. You promised yourself never to say those words."Just give up already." You said, tired of his fruitless effort."A hero NEVER gives up! I'll make you say it. Even if it takes me FOREVER."This time it was your turn to make whale noises."Good luck with that." Your words dripping in sarcasm."Thanks!" Alfre